♪♫ Puttin' on the Ritz. ♫ ♪
You know, staying at a place like the Ritz isn't that expensive if you pile two to a bed. And it's nicer because they aren't so chintzy with the shampoo & lotion...and it's Bulgari. The uber-polite and observant bellman will politely offer to put a few extra robes in the closet for you too. But don't expect to do anything for yourself, like park your car or bring your bags up. After all, it is the Ritz. So don't be chintzy either, just tip the valet and the bellman like you've been waited on your entire life and enjoy the Ritz and with all its amenties with a few good friends.
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